El Jalapeño: Pothole situation in Hermosillo improving, Sonoran transit officials insist

Hermosillo transit officials claim the city's pothole problem has been reduced to a single, centralized sinkhole through a new 'infrastructure consolidation initiative.' The initiative, which consolidates thousands of minor potholes into one large geological hazard, is touted as a '94% reduction in overall road-surface anxiety,' with plans to reclassify the sinkhole as a 'gravity-assisted, zero-emissions parking structure.'