Look Mum, no principles! Anyone who watched Eurovision was given a free preview of what lies in store for the UK if we're dragged back into the EU - 'Nul points' and a cold shoulder: RICHARD LITTLEJOHN

The UK's potential return to the EU is compared to a Eurovision experience, with a likelihood of receiving no points and a cold reception. This scenario is based on the premise of the UK being dragged back into the EU. The article hints at a negative outlook for the UK's relationship with the EU.