Gold boomers still pretending shiny rocks aren’t just a 5k year old memecoin lol. At least BTC settles globally and you can move it without permission.

The author questions the value of gold in 2026, considering it a social agreement rather than intrinsic worth, and notes younger investors are turning to crypto and tech stocks. Gold's price is propped up by industry demand and central banks. The concept of asteroid mining further diminishes gold's absolute value.